Adele's Contributions to the World

This is the time of year to reflect on entering people's houses uninvited. I think you could enter any house uninvited, totally randomly, and with no really connection to the persons residing there if you sing, in a smooth strong voice, "I hate to show up out of the blue uninvited but I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it." So then you get one of two reactions: You're right, you should not have come, you don't even have any connection to anyone in this house, and though your voice is like cream mixing with hot chocolate, get off my lawn, you're a little cracy. OR: Wow, I don't need to know anything else about you after hearing that short ditty falling from the mandibles of an angel, welcome to my home, eat anything you want. I wish for you the latter.