Global Warming

So after the east coast humidity and heat any other weather feels like heaven. Like right now, this very second, I feel like I'm in Hawaii. It's evening time and it's August and a little cold so I have my snuggie on but no socks and I feel GREAT. It's blowing my mind right now! And it may be a little humid here but it's not the sticky weigh you down like your last ex-love kind of nasty. It's a, "Oh, hey. It's kinda wet out here. Must be because we're in a cloud, or maybe the water is blowing from off the crashing waves at the ocean." Like, who decided to build D.C. on the east coast?